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       Humans are blissfully unaware of what the cutest little ferrets will soon do. Little do scientists know, ferrets are actually smarter than humans. Scientists do not know of the ferret's intelligence because it is so great it can act quite stupid. ferrets have been planning for a long time how to become the dominant race. They have communicated with others by leaving secret messages in morse code hidden in the scent from their anal glands. The ferrets have finally learned the best possible way to overthrow humans. They have begun building a new device with so many gadgets and functions and is so small humans will need it. They will release the gadget in 2134. When humans use the device the will become hypnotized and will soon hypnotize other humans. When all the humans are hypnotized, Teddy the elected leader of the ferrets will command the humans to be their eternal slaves. After a while there will be three regions called; Furtopia, Musteland, and donated to their closest relative the ermine, Weasleworld. The race of ferrets will never be in danger because ferrets have already learned to live with humans to escape predators, and now the humans will hunt for them and protect these furry overlords.

   How to be saved from life of misery  

       Though ferrets are very intelligent and will take over the world, you can be spared. Ferrets appreciate knowledge, kindness, devotion, and honesty. The fist step to living peacefully is to learn the most you can about ferrets. Then devote your life to ferrets; understand them, love them, and accept them as the better being. When you have completed the first two tasks, present your knowledge and love kindly and humbly. Ferrets are very intelligent and know what you truly believe in so fully live for ferrets and do it for ferrets not to avoid a life of misery. If you follow all these steps you will be saved, praised, and even treated honorably, but if you fail, you will be a slave and so will your children.

   How do I know?  

       I have completed these tasks and rejoyce for ferrets. Because I have done this they have shared this knowledge with me so that you will know how to live life well. The only reason ferrets allowed this information is becaus they don't know that I overheard their exact plans to overthrow the humans. Take this knowledge and spread the news.

LONG LIVE FERRETS